religions of the world

TAOISM:  Shit Happens
HINDUISM:  This Shit Happened Before
ISLAM:  If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
BUDDHISM:  When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
7th DAY ADVENTIST:  Shit Happens On Saturday
PROTESTANTISM:  Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder
CATHOLICISM:  If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
JEHOVA’S WITNESS:  Knock, Knock, ‘Shit Happens’
JUDAISM:  Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
HARE KRISHNA:  Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
ATHEISM:  No Shit
T.V. EVANGELISM:  Send More Shit
RASTAFARIANISM:  Let’s Smoke This Shit

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